I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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