how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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