Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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