I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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