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(203): View more from Connecticut

Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?

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(323): View more from California

How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?

(213): View more from California

It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.

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(650): View more from California

I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.

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(850): View more from Florida

she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."

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(510): View more from California

I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay

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You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.

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(847): View more from Illinois

you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.

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