Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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