At least make sure they are 18
Why
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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