I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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