She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
i need some magic done to my vagina
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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