I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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