Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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