Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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