if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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