Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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