If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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