So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize