normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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