My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
We were destined to go to rehab together
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I believe in your delicious
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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