well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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