Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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