That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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