Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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