Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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