love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Randomize
