I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Verdict: uncircumcised.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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