yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Send help, water and tortillas.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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