In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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