Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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