I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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