So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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