I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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