Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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