yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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