Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
two words...techno handjob
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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