Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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