i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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