and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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