hotel room ftw
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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