So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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