didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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