Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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