yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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