So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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