I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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