i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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