her vagine was all disorganized.
i already hear my dad disowning me
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Randomize
