Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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