I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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