I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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