we're blogging at a bar
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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