i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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