Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
you mean i was at the winter classic?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm like, not good at living.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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