he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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